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Deadpool – Blurred Lines

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O mercenário bocudo reuniu seus amigos Wolverine e um soldado qualquer da Hydra para cantar a inédita música Blurred Lines e abaixo você confere o resultado desse trabalho sensacional do assassino, professor de aeróbica, catador de latinhas e nas horas vagas ainda é praticante de yoga. Amo muito o Deadpool. e obrigado ao nosso amigo Tristan por ter indicado tal vídeo musical de clipe tão bonito e sincero.

CANTE CRIANÇA CANTE YOU GUYS CANT KILL ME! YOU GUYS CANT KILL ME! CHIMICHANGA!!!!

Tem a letrinha para você cantar juntinho.

Chimichanga! What up?
Chimichanga! What up?
(Hey, hey, hey)
(Hey, hey, hey)
(Hey, hey, hey)

See I can heal, what I’m trying to say
Is that I can’t die, hello my name is Wade.
Deathstroke but redesigned.
Epic, awesome combined.
Two minds inside one mind.

Two guns, a double dose. I will annihilate you.
I got a video game, it’s rated M for mature.
Domino? Yeah, we’ve dated.
(Hey, hey, hey)
Wolverine? Not related.
(Hey, hey, hey)
Movie? Anticipated.

That’s why they call me Deadpool.
(You guys can’t kill me)
(You guys can’t kill me)
(You guys can’t kill me)
Cause I’m Deadpool.
Crazy fightin’ tactics.
My guns ain’t plastic.
Gettin’ sliced, get blasted.
I love them dollar signs.
(Killin’ for money)
(Killin’ for money)
(Killin’ for money)
But them mutant girls!
The way you grab me.
And then you stab me.
Go ahead, get at me.

Logan has those dream for
When he thinks of Jean, oh!
We should make a team cause
We can’t die! High-five and embrace!
Guns in my storage.
(Hey, hey, hey)
You want an orange?
(Hey, hey, hey)
What rhymes with orange?
(Nothing… oh…)

Two guns, a double dose. I will annihilate you
I got a video game, it’s rated M for mature
Rob Liefeld drew me.
(Hey, hey, hey)
Fave scribe? Joe Kelly.
(Hey, hey, hey)
Now it’s Brian & Gerry.
(Hey, hey, hey)

Powers combined to make me Deadpool
(You guys can’t kill me)
(You guys can’t kill me)
(You guys can’t kill me)
Cause I’m Deadpool.
Crazy fightin’ tactics.
My guns ain’t plastic.
Gettin’ sliced, get blasted.
I love them dollar signs.
(Killin’ for money)
(Killin’ for money)
(Killin’ for money)
But them mutant girls!
The way you grab me.
And then you stab me.
Go ahead, get at me.

One thing I ask of you,
Let me be the one that you give your cash to.
Was an X-Men once, then got the boot.
Then I joined X-Force and fought with these two.
Killed a bunch of people as we passed through.
Swords and claws are just enough to tear your ass in two.
I do things with no thought or rationale.
It’s ’cause I can’t die! Neither can my pal.
100 years later, ain’t still not dead.
Can’t even die if you chop off my head.
Nothin’ like that Slade guy, he’s too serious.
Deadpool’s the best merc, girl’s can’t resist.
So I, just watch and wait,
While I eat tacos and gain some weight.
Not many X-Men can refuse this pimpin’
I’m a nice guy sometimes but I might punch your face in.

Shake it girls! Get down! Get up!
Watch the girls all flirt! Bob is gonna squirt!
Now Bob’s getting hurt.
(yeah)

Dancin’ a funky beat, Phoenix, Psylocke and Emma.
Domino, X-23, Rogue, Mytique, Selena.
No more pretending.
(Hey, hey, hey)
Copies still printing.
(Hey, hey, hey)
Comic sales? WINNING!
(Hey, hey, hey)

Remember the name because it’s Deadpool
(You guys can’t kill me)
(You guys can’t kill me)
(You guys can’t kill me)
Cause I’m Deadpool.
Crazy fightin’ tactics.
My guns ain’t plastic.
Gettin’ sliced, get blasted.
I break that fourth wall!
(Killin’ for money)
(Killin’ for money)
(Killin’ for money)
But them mutant girls!
The way you grab me.
And then you stab me.
Go ahead, get at me.

Chimichanga! What up?
Chimichanga! What up?

Por Felipe Cardoso

Depois de uma explosão de raios gamas virou um monitor LSD. Como a tecnologia avançou muito desde o acidente transferiu sua consciência para um aplicativo de celular e não faz mais nada da vida.

Dorme as vezes.

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