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A Bela e a Fera da Quebrada

A Bela e a Fera da Quebrada que não é igual ao Maluco do Pedaço

Tô ligado que é um conto de fadas e tal mas a menina ali nunca pensou em tratar essa síndrome de Estocolmo que ela sofre não? Nenhuma lâmina de barbear pensou em patrocinar o cara?

Mas se os mano pow, as minas BAGUETE WOO WOO WOO WOO!

Não, aqui a gente não vai ver feminista sofrendo de síndrome de Estocolmo beijando o bicho papão. A Bela e a Fera da Quebrada é o filme de verdade que deveria passar na televisão.

A rima é potente e não desagrada, se você ficar de mimimi vai levar uma patada.

Yeah. Olha a letra do som aí.

Bonjour, young rich pretty
You know we ain’t really never had no old money Got a whole lotta new money though, Oui!
If Mrs. Potts don?t trust ya? she gon? SHOO ya? Oui!
RAIN DROP, DROP TOP
CHILLIN? WITH A CLOCK AND A TEA POT (POT)
DUCKIN? ON GASTON CUZ? HE NOT HOT (HOT) SWITCHIN? WITH POPS CUZ? HE GOT GOT (GOT)
NOW I?M THE GIRL WITH A MAGIC MIRROR (Oui!)
UP IN THE CASTLE I SEE IT CLEARER (Hah!)
CALL UP THE CREW AND THEY COME AND CLEAN YOU (Oui!)
Y?ALL HATERS ARE CORNY JUST LIKE THAT LEFOU (Oui!)
MY LIFE IS BELLE AND BOUJEE
SILVERWARE ACTIN? LIKE GROUPIES
MY BEAST IS SO SAVAGE, RUTHLESS
I?M YOUNG AND I’M RICH AND A PRINCESS
MY LIFE IS BELLE AND BOUJEE
FEASTIN? ON CRUMPETS AND SOUFLEE
STEP TO MY LEVEL BE MY GUEST
I?M YOUNG AND I’M RICH AND A PRINCESS
BAGUETTES! Whoo Whoo Whoo Whoo Whoo!!!
LIBRARY HEAVEN, GOT BOOK ENDS ON BOOK ENDS
I?M RIDIN? AROUND ON MY HORSE
PAY RESPECT SAY YOUR BONJOURS
GIRL HE?S A DAWG, ROOF (GRR)
BUT HE?S GOT IT ALL (WOO)
I?M BELLE OF THE BALL (WOO)
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A FURRY GUY
ROSE PEDALS FALLING LIKE EVERY NIGHT
NOW I?M LEAVIN? THE PROVINCIAL LIFE
BALLIN? SO HARD WITH MY MAGIC ICE
AY THIS CALLS FOR A TOAST
WEL-COME TO MY HOME
YEAH BRAND NEW WARDROBE
THEY DRESSIN? ME UP IN NEW CLOTHES
RAIN DROP, DROP TOP
CHILLIN? WITH A CLOCK AND A TEA POT (POT)
DUCKIN? ON GASTON CUZ? HE NOT HOT (HOT)
SWITCHIN? WITH POPS CUZ? HE GOT GOT (GOT)
NOW I?M THE GIRL WITH A MAGIC MIRROR (Oui!)
UP IN THE CASTLE I SEE IT CLEARER (Hah!)
CALL UP THE CREW AND THEY COME AND CLEAN YOU (Oui!)
Y?ALL HATERS ARE CORNY JUST LIKE THAT LEFOU (Oui!)
MY LIFE IS BELLE AND BOUJEE
SILVERWARE ACTIN? LIKE GROUPIES
MY BEAST IS SO SAVAGE, RUTHLESS
I?M YOUNG AND I’M RICH AND A PRINCESS
MY LIFE IS BELLE AND BOUJEE
FEASTIN? ON CRUMPETS AND SOUFLEE
STEP TO MY LEVEL BE MY GUEST
I?M YOUNG AND I’M RICH AND A PRINCESS
[LIL UZI CHIP]
YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH
I GOT A CHIP IN MY DOME
WAIT, THESE DISHES WASHING I SWEAR TO GOD THEY BE MY CLONES YEAH HEY WHAT?
HER NAME IS BEAUTY IT SHOWS WHAT?
SHE KEEPS THE BEAST ON HIS TOES LIKE WHAT?
IT?S A TALE EVERYONE KNOWS
OOH OOH GASTON WANNA MESS WITH MY CREW
CUZ THE BUBBLES COME ALL OUT THE ROOF
BE OUR GUEST AND WE?LL SHOW YOU THE PROOF
WAIT WHAT? TRY THE GREY PUDDIN? EN FLAMBE
CUZ SHE A PRINCESS THEY HATE
BUT THEY DON’T KNOW A TALKING PLATE
RAIN DROP, DROP TOP
CHILLIN? WITH A CLOCK AND A TEA POT (POT)
DUCKIN? ON GASTON CUZ? HE NOT HOT (HOT)
SWITCHIN? WITH POPS CUZ? HE GOT GOT (GOT)
NOW I?M THE GIRL WITH A MAGIC MIRROR (Oui!)
UP IN THE CASTLE I SEE IT CLEARER (Hah!)
CALL UP THE CREW AND THEY COME AND CLEAN YOU (Oui!)
Y?ALL HATERS ARE CORNY JUST LIKE THAT LEFOU (Oui!)
MY LIFE IS BELLE AND BOUJEE
SILVERWARE ACTIN? LIKE GROUPIES
MY BEAST IS SO SAVAGE, RUTHLESS
I?M YOUNG AND I’M RICH AND A PRINCESS
MY LIFE IS BELLE AND BOUJEE
FEASTIN? ON CRUMPETS AND SOUFLEE
STEP TO MY LEVEL BE MY GUEST
I?M YOUNG AND I’M RICH AND A PRINCESS
MY LIFE IS BELLE AND BOUJEEBonjour, young rich pretty
You know we ain’t really never had no old money Got a whole lotta new money though, Oui!
If Mrs. Potts don?t trust ya? she gon? SHOO ya? Oui!
RAIN DROP, DROP TOP
CHILLIN? WITH A CLOCK AND A TEA POT (POT)
DUCKIN? ON GASTON CUZ? HE NOT HOT (HOT) SWITCHIN? WITH POPS CUZ? HE GOT GOT (GOT)
NOW I?M THE GIRL WITH A MAGIC MIRROR (Oui!)
UP IN THE CASTLE I SEE IT CLEARER (Hah!)
CALL UP THE CREW AND THEY COME AND CLEAN YOU (Oui!)
Y?ALL HATERS ARE CORNY JUST LIKE THAT LEFOU (Oui!)
MY LIFE IS BELLE AND BOUJEE
SILVERWARE ACTIN? LIKE GROUPIES
MY BEAST IS SO SAVAGE, RUTHLESS
I?M YOUNG AND I’M RICH AND A PRINCESS
MY LIFE IS BELLE AND BOUJEE
FEASTIN? ON CRUMPETS AND SOUFLEE
STEP TO MY LEVEL BE MY GUEST
I?M YOUNG AND I’M RICH AND A PRINCESS
BAGUETTES! Whoo Whoo Whoo Whoo Whoo!!!
LIBRARY HEAVEN, GOT BOOK ENDS ON BOOK ENDS
I?M RIDIN? AROUND ON MY HORSE
PAY RESPECT SAY YOUR BONJOURS
GIRL HE?S A DAWG, ROOF (GRR)
BUT HE?S GOT IT ALL (WOO)
I?M BELLE OF THE BALL (WOO)
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A FURRY GUY
ROSE PEDALS FALLING LIKE EVERY NIGHT
NOW I?M LEAVIN? THE PROVINCIAL LIFE
BALLIN? SO HARD WITH MY MAGIC ICE
AY THIS CALLS FOR A TOAST
WEL-COME TO MY HOME
YEAH BRAND NEW WARDROBE
THEY DRESSIN? ME UP IN NEW CLOTHES
RAIN DROP, DROP TOP
CHILLIN? WITH A CLOCK AND A TEA POT (POT)
DUCKIN? ON GASTON CUZ? HE NOT HOT (HOT)
SWITCHIN? WITH POPS CUZ? HE GOT GOT (GOT)
NOW I?M THE GIRL WITH A MAGIC MIRROR (Oui!)
UP IN THE CASTLE I SEE IT CLEARER (Hah!)
CALL UP THE CREW AND THEY COME AND CLEAN YOU (Oui!)
Y?ALL HATERS ARE CORNY JUST LIKE THAT LEFOU (Oui!)
MY LIFE IS BELLE AND BOUJEE
SILVERWARE ACTIN? LIKE GROUPIES
MY BEAST IS SO SAVAGE, RUTHLESS
I?M YOUNG AND I’M RICH AND A PRINCESS
MY LIFE IS BELLE AND BOUJEE
FEASTIN? ON CRUMPETS AND SOUFLEE
STEP TO MY LEVEL BE MY GUEST
I?M YOUNG AND I’M RICH AND A PRINCESS
[LIL UZI CHIP]
YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH
I GOT A CHIP IN MY DOME
WAIT, THESE DISHES WASHING I SWEAR TO GOD THEY BE MY CLONES YEAH HEY WHAT?
HER NAME IS BEAUTY IT SHOWS WHAT?
SHE KEEPS THE BEAST ON HIS TOES LIKE WHAT?
IT?S A TALE EVERYONE KNOWS
OOH OOH GASTON WANNA MESS WITH MY CREW
CUZ THE BUBBLES COME ALL OUT THE ROOF
BE OUR GUEST AND WE?LL SHOW YOU THE PROOF
WAIT WHAT? TRY THE GREY PUDDIN? EN FLAMBE
CUZ SHE A PRINCESS THEY HATE
BUT THEY DON’T KNOW A TALKING PLATE
RAIN DROP, DROP TOP
CHILLIN? WITH A CLOCK AND A TEA POT (POT)
DUCKIN? ON GASTON CUZ? HE NOT HOT (HOT)
SWITCHIN? WITH POPS CUZ? HE GOT GOT (GOT)
NOW I?M THE GIRL WITH A MAGIC MIRROR (Oui!)
UP IN THE CASTLE I SEE IT CLEARER (Hah!)
CALL UP THE CREW AND THEY COME AND CLEAN YOU (Oui!)
Y?ALL HATERS ARE CORNY JUST LIKE THAT LEFOU (Oui!)
MY LIFE IS BELLE AND BOUJEE
SILVERWARE ACTIN? LIKE GROUPIES
MY BEAST IS SO SAVAGE, RUTHLESS
I?M YOUNG AND I’M RICH AND A PRINCESS
MY LIFE IS BELLE AND BOUJEE
FEASTIN? ON CRUMPETS AND SOUFLEE
STEP TO MY LEVEL BE MY GUEST
I?M YOUNG AND I’M RICH AND A PRINCESS
MY LIFE IS BELLE AND BOUJEE

Por Felipe Cardoso

Depois de uma explosão de raios gamas virou um monitor LSD. Como a tecnologia avançou muito desde o acidente transferiu sua consciência para um aplicativo de celular e não faz mais nada da vida.

Dorme as vezes.

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